Need a house whisperer? Tired of
the same-ole Feng Shui charlatans? Please consider C.I.A.MAMA - a fully-licensed
design consultancy concerning the identification of architectural micro-aggressions, molestations, and assailments; those little
domestic faux pas
that developed along the way, that have gone overlooked,
or were simply shoved under the rug. My concern will flesh
out and identify a list of problem areas, and at the end of my residency
make suggestions for solutions to these nasty transgressions.
I will administer to you, dear homeowner, recommendation
of an outline of forward-looking occupation, heightened
awareness, and everyday tools for advanced living. Typically
the process culminates with a half-day workshop in the client’s
home.
• The Center for the Identification of Architectural Micro-Aggressions,
Molestations
, and Assailments • The Center for the Identification of Architectural Micro-Aggressions,
