LM’s lighting game…
Is out of control.
As Sterling says...STFU.
The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and tha switches
so many gotdamn switches all over the place who the fuck knows what goes with what
I waste so much time with them light switches tryna figure out which motherfucking switch werk which muthafuckin light
and muhfckn switch don’t just click up or down... hell no
you touch it on the top and the light Go on
you touch it on the top and the light Go out
(beats start quietly here)
OK I figured it out but fuck
what the fuck
motherfucker needs a clapper
motherfucker need Alexa
That shit is distracting
Motherfucker need a Holla-deck save his settings
muhfuckr say Holla-deck give me some sexy lighting.
Muthafuck say Holla-deck- make it bright - I need to fry some shit.
Motherfuck say Holla-deck make it dark - I need to fuck...
sing to the beats of "Slob on my cat", by Le Chat
You touch it on the top and the light go on
Touch it on the top and the light go out
You touch it on the top and the light go on
Touch it on the top and the light go out
The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches
(Crescendo)
The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches
The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches
(Decrescendo)
The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches
(Screaming)
Muthafuckin switches everwhere ya look
Muthafuckin switches never seem to work
Help me muthafucker make the lights go on
Help me muthafucker make the lights go out
(Decrescendo)
Trynna go to bed
Spotlight in my face
Flippin side to side
Pillow on my head
Still the light come thru
Burnin in my eyes
Fuckin wit my dream
Eatin cherry pies
Fuckin wit my dream
Every fuckin nite
Never bust a nut
Never get no cream
Creamin in the tub
Broad daylight
Can’t get my cream on
In the middle of the night
(Crescendo)
Can’t get no sleep
Fo that muthafuckin light
Can’t get no sleep
Fo that muthafuckin light
Creamin in the tub
Broad daylight
Can’t get my cream on
In the middle of the night
You touch it on the top and the light go on
Touch it on the top and the light go out
The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches
(Crescendo)
The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches
The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches
(Decrescendo)
The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches
(Screaming)
Muthafuckin switches everwhere ya look
Muthafuckin switches never seem to work
Help me muthafucker make the lights go on
Help me muthafucker make the lights go out
Muthafuckin switches everwhere ya look
Muthafuckin switches never seem to work
Help me muthafucker make the lights go on
Help me muthafucker make the lights go out
*somewhere i need to mix in the guitar riff from “earache my eye” - from up in smoke - just after he sings:
My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high heel sneakers and actin' like a queen