LM’s lighting game… Is out of control. As Sterling says...STFU. The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and tha switches so many gotdamn switches all over the place who the fuck knows what goes with what I waste so much time with them light switches tryna figure out which motherfucking switch werk which muthafuckin light and muhfckn switch don’t just click up or down... hell no you touch it on the top and the light Go on you touch it on the top and the light Go out (beats start quietly here) OK I figured it out but fuck what the fuck motherfucker needs a clapper motherfucker need Alexa That shit is distracting Motherfucker need a Holla-deck save his settings muhfuckr say Holla-deck give me some sexy lighting. Muthafuck say Holla-deck- make it bright - I need to fry some shit. Motherfuck say Holla-deck make it dark - I need to fuck... sing to the beats of "Slob on my cat", by Le Chat You touch it on the top and the light go on Touch it on the top and the light go out You touch it on the top and the light go on Touch it on the top and the light go out The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches (Crescendo) The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches (Decrescendo) The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches (Screaming) Muthafuckin switches everwhere ya look Muthafuckin switches never seem to work Help me muthafucker make the lights go on Help me muthafucker make the lights go out (Decrescendo) Trynna go to bed Spotlight in my face Flippin side to side Pillow on my head Still the light come thru Burnin in my eyes Fuckin wit my dream Eatin cherry pies Fuckin wit my dream Every fuckin nite Never bust a nut Never get no cream Creamin in the tub Broad daylight Can’t get my cream on In the middle of the night (Crescendo) Can’t get no sleep Fo that muthafuckin light Can’t get no sleep Fo that muthafuckin light Creamin in the tub Broad daylight Can’t get my cream on In the middle of the night You touch it on the top and the light go on Touch it on the top and the light go out The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches (Crescendo) The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches (Decrescendo) The cans and the tracks and the dimmers and the switches (Screaming) Muthafuckin switches everwhere ya look Muthafuckin switches never seem to work Help me muthafucker make the lights go on Help me muthafucker make the lights go out Muthafuckin switches everwhere ya look Muthafuckin switches never seem to work Help me muthafucker make the lights go on Help me muthafucker make the lights go out *somewhere i need to mix in the guitar riff from “earache my eye” - from up in smoke - just after he sings: My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team For wearin' high heel sneakers and actin' like a queen
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